When asked by Raw Vegas why she dressed as a slutty soldier for Hallowe'en last night:
"I'm wearing this for the troops because I know they're having a hard time right now and don't really get to celebrate Halloween."
Also bringing the sluttage to the slag heap of Hallowe'en was Brit Brit. A stripper in the 80s called to say she don't want that nasty infected shit back. Hear Brit's shit-faced interview with Ryan Seacrest here.