Victoria Beckham has joined the size zero debate by announcing she will only have healthy-looking models promoting her jeans. She has hired Brazilian model Daniella Sarahyba - who is known in the industry for her killer curves - to wear her new denim range and a source said, "Victoria wants to give out a positive image that you don't have to be ultra skinny to look good. Many of the models on the catwalk make young girls feel insecure about their own bodies." Victoria has described herself as "completely obsessed about jeans" and she is currently trying out the high-waisted style which, according to her, "really squeeze you in round the waist... by the end of the day I was beginning to have mental images of my epitaph, 'Victoria Beckham, done in by denim.'"

As predicted, Paris Hilton is suing the website that is selling off her possessions and has had the site - parisexposed.com - closed down. The site claimed it had purchased items belonging to the heiress, including home videos, diaries and love letters, from an auction at a storage facility after she failed to pay the rent. Paris released a statement that read, "I was appalled to learn that people are exploiting my and my sisters' (sic) private personal belongings for commercial gain," and her lawyer added that they are particularly concerned that the information on the site could be used "to steal Hilton's identity, or even worse, to stalk and even physically harm Hilton." Source: People magazine, via Glamour

...unless it's fake, of course, in which case she'll probably get a basket of fruit. Mary-Kate Olsen [bad cop].

The Sun has published photos of Pete Doherty allegedly injecting cocaine, taken by an Austailian back-packer called Jess. She took the snaps on a beach in Thailand, just a few days after the Buddhist blessing he and Kate Moss are said to have undergone. At one point, he talks to Kate on a mobile phone minutes after telling Jess: ‘I love her but I wouldn’t marry her if she was the last woman on Earth. She’s too paranoid.'

You just can't keep the good ones down.

"I'd wank a tramp for fame"

- Ricky Wilson, the Kaiser Chiefs [above left]

If you still need confirmation Brit's not too high up in the classy stakes, read this.

David Beckham slays a dragon, or "Victoria" as her mother calls her......

....while Beyonce acts all tripped out.

Celebrity Big Brother finally, finally ended last night and there wasn't an English person to be seen in the top four. Because we're bastards, to cut a long story short. Shilpa Shetty won, Jermaine Jackson got silver and Dirk Benedict came thrid. And a Welsh twat came fourth. 

According to Glamour, Jennifer Aniston's spokesperson has confirmed that the Friends star had a nose job recently, saying, "Jennifer had a procedure done to correct a deviated septum that was incorrectly done over 12 years ago." The actress was spotted leaving the office of Dr Raj Kanodia on 20 January the day after she filmed a cameo appearance on Courteney Cox's new TV show, Dirt. Jen obviously wanted the best surgeon in the business - Kanodia is the plastic surgeon responsible for both Ashlee Simpson and Cameron Diaz's new noses.

Paris Hilton seems to lurch from one bizarre scrape to another after the infamous sex tape that catapulted her to fame, she now has to deal with a website that's selling off her personal possessions. ParisExposed.com claims to have a number of the socialite's photos, home videos, diaries and love letters, which were left at an LA-based storage facility and sold on to a broker. The sleazy site set up by Bardia Persa will allow those happy to pay the $39.97 monthly fee access to 'exclusive' footage. Paris' spokesperson Elliot Mintz told reporters: "We certainly are going to explore all of our legal options about this matter." Source: Glamour