An American website has confirmed that Britney is now five months pregnant – further gone than previous reports suggested.

This means that Brit got pregnant again just two months after giving birth to Sean Preston. Bloody wigger.

Britney and her wack hubby Cletus have reportedly split again.The pair are said to have got their fight on at a restaurant in Vegas, just before they were due to walk the red carpet at a promo party for Kev's album. Oooh, those creative types!

'A weeping Britney Spears fled from hubby Kevin Federline in full view of diners in the Nero's restaurant at Caesars Palace last night, Friday, April 21. It was just moments before he was due to walk the red carpet with her to debut his new CD appropriately titled Playing With Fire at the nearby Pure nightclub.

"It was a full blown war of words that got louder and more heated as the dinner went on" said one eyewitness. "It was a very bad night for Britney."

Another eyewitness says, "It really was huge fight."

Finally shaking and in tears, Britney fled the restaurant and raced up to her suite alone -- boycotting his performance at the nightclub.In fact, Kevin stayed at Pure drinking until they turned the lights back on the next morning!'

Love it!

Lohan, Cher and Lagerfeld: apocolypse now.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You have to take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

B'dum, tish!

Taken from our favouritest comedy, Green Wing.

"I hope you get breast cancer and die"
"I hope you get face cancer and die"
"You will never get to court, because you will be fucking dead"
"Enjoy your parents while they are still around"

These are all things he is alleged to have directed at wife Denise Richards. Also included in a 17-page catalogue of misdemeanours, is a bunch of messed up incidents including child porn, drugs, dog-hate, abortions by the bucket-load and the murder of a porn star!

This is seriously the most depraved, salacious story I've ever heard about a celebrity. It beats MJ's boy beefing hands-down. In fact, it makes it look like kindergarten - pun intended.

Go here to read all about it.

"It was everything that we wanted it to be. … It was spiritual. It was powerful. It was indescribable. What words can you use? It's still something that I'm processing and keep reliving."

Tom gives his version of Suri's birth. Come on, births happen all the time - can it really be that great? Nein.

Come on Stefani, it's time to get over that whole Harijuku thing! This reminds me of the "fat gown" Homer wore in the Simpsons when he decided to skive off work. 'Cept it's not THE shit, it's just SHIT.

...Nicole Richie as British Glamour magazine cover girl, looking like she's being given the last rites, with the headline "926 Curve Loving Looks". Someone's having a little piss-take day at work.